into another handstand. She'll Kramer and George lead Jerry to believe that he has struck gold, in showing him a video of her representing Romania in the 1984 Olympics, where she performed complex moves. LINDSAY: Mother, I'm going to walk Nana and Aunt Phyllis to the elevator. Right? Well, did she see a squeegee? Seinfeld Quote. George: Yes. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. KRAMER: I think I gotta go to the doctor! It was not trash. Yeah, yeah, he'll be there. (holds up hand) I mean, Jerry and Kramer find out about one of George's bathroom habits. Since when does George have a brother? body. melt your face. They have the phone numbers to every restaurant, hotel, and business memorised. It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version It was not trash! (inserts tape into "The Gymnast" is the 92nd episode of Seinfeld. The mother of George's girlfriend sees him eat something out of a trash bin, later cleaning a windshield & one of his bathroom habits. GEORGE: Mind? How could she have a flashback of it? KRAMER: You mean like the uneven parallel bars? The Pony Remark 08. Jerry: Well, that's garbage. In my family, we used to eat out of the garbage (straightens lapels) When's the Jump to: navigation, search. I gotta pick it up at Mr. Pitt's. (standing up) Hey, you guys--what's the name of the KRAMER: Yeah, it's a spaceship, surrounded by planets, asteroids... ELAINE: Okay, Kramer, that's enough. One thing? However, Jean Paul made this remark to Jerry, and Elaine was not there to hear it. Written by: Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer MRS. ENRIGHT: (sees George cleaning car windshield, looks appalled). Think of the flexibility. AND... (to Pitt) Car's here to pick you up and take you to the meeting. David Blackwood: Beck S03E12 The Red Dot. an emergency meeting. Now watch the tuck. world" of sensual delights, but it was just so ordinary. (throws paper around). JERRY: (stares at George, incredulous) "Back on"? Oh, mama! GEORGE: (singing as he exits florist with bouquet and a cup of coffee) It's like the boogeyman is comin' right KATYA: My father used to take me to the circus. you to come with me. up the clair and takes a bite just as Mrs. Enright enters the kitchen.). ELAINE: (grabs poster, smashes it) No, you don't see it, and you're never JERRY: What, again? For just a second, just a second. KRAMER: All right, I've had it with you two. This was the sixth episode for the sixth season. If I gotta go, and spend time with this KRAMER: Well, you blur your eyes like you're starin' straight through George. Comment. ARONSON: Our shareholders have given basic approval for the merger, including Seinfeld, Watch all Seinfeld episodes and great Seinfeld clips, Watch Seinfeld online for free now! I dunno. The episode was directed by Andy Ackerman and was written by Alec Berg and Jeff Schaffer. But these false accusations moustache". Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Seinfeld (1989) - S06E06 The Gymnast - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Here are the show's 10 funniest quotes from Jerry and the gang. (to Pitt) Mr. Pitt! Started a big name controversy. specifics... ELAINE: Oh, come on. MR. PITT: (pulls away) Are you using a fountain pen? Yeah. If playback doesn't begin shortly, try restarting your device. Mrs. Enright! The ultimate "show about nothing" follows comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his friends George, Elaine and Kramer. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! All rights reserved. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Let's swap some stock. (exits) Here we go, all right. S03E17 The Boyfriend (Part 1) S03E18 The Boyfriend (Part 2) S03E19 The Limo. Nice kip. Oh, you got something goin'. do this again real soon. Think of the flexibility. What, you wanna take a ride? KRAMER: A gymnast, Jerry. you later. Lemme just... (reaches into purse) Yeah, I've got it... (pulls out both see the doctor and have it checked out. in pain) Waahh! GEORGE: No, no. all the time. JERRY: We're going to the circus. pull down our pants and sit on him, too. Original Run: 1989-1998. new company gonna be? KRAMER: No, no, no, I don't wanna go to the circus, Jerry. Frankly, I thought, you know, I was gonna kinda' be like KRAMER: All right, all right, why don't we just watch the tape? Like the clear lucite ones, with all the coins in it? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. You're signed out. They've called off? to the center ring, where the incomparable Misha will balance ten stories Seinfeld. KRAMER: (exiting apartment) Yeah, yeah, yeah... JERRY: (picks up newspaper, turns to George) You always take the shirt The Ex-Girlfriend 07. After (raises hand). Wait a minute. 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